Anatomy lessons from your underwear? Why not? In other news, Edie Campbell goes gothic for McQueen, Anna Paquin dyes purple locks and Mattel will finally immortalize the Kaiser.

– Everyone with a pulse knows that Gisele Bündchen is filthy f - - king rich. What’s less clear, however, is how the model came to amass her $386 million fortune. Here it is explained. [Forbes]

– Canadian fashion photographer Petra Collins, best known for dreamy pics of gritty hipster chicks, opens up about feminism, body image and her beauty routine. [Into the Gloss]

– The 80-year-old man of the summer, Karl Lagerfeld, is now poised to live forever — as a Barbie doll. [Telegraph UK]

– Society girl It-model Edie Campbell stars in the new “Game of Thrones”-meets-“Sleepy Hollow” Alexander McQueen campaign. The only question is: Does “Ladies of London” star Annabelle Neilson approve?? [Dazed & Confused]

– Check it: flesh-toned granny panties with a diagram of the vagina. [Styleite]

– Anna Paquin dyed her hair purple, joining the countless other celebrities hell-bent on looking like Princess Lolly. [Page Six]

– Does your summer look demand a $150 ski mask or $2,865 fur-trimmed parka? If so, you’re in luck! Kanye West’s latest collection for A.P.C. is in stores and online now. [A.P.C.]