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Caitlyn Jenner leaves Patricia Field’s store on Tuesday.Startraks.comCaitlyn Jenner leaves Patricia Field’s store on Tuesday.Startraks.com

Someone had better check on Kanye West right now.

Because Caitlyn Jenner did something so bad that the rapper — who was so instrumental in convincing wife Kim Kardashian to accept Jenner’s decision to transition into a woman — might be in a heap somewhere.

The newly minted Caitlyn has been doing a victory lap in New York since Sunday’s LGBT Pride March in a series of figure-flattering, age-appropriate frocks. On Tuesday, Jenner went shopping at Patricia Field’s Bowery store, where she continued her style showcase as she stepped into the “Sex and the City” stylist’s shop wearing a saucy leopard wrap dress from DVF.

Caitlyn Jenner walks into Patricia Field’s shop on Tuesday in a leopard-print wrap dress.Splash NewsCaitlyn Jenner walks into Patricia Field’s shop on Tuesday in a leopard-print wrap dress.Splash News

Unfortunately, she emerged looking like a deranged Carrie Bradshaw after a bad acid trip in the JCPenney juniors department.

It was an ensemble so terrifying that one can only assume that style-snob West is in the throes of cardiac arrest.

The 65-year-old Jenner showed off her long but past-their-prime gams in a stained-glass-panel sequined mini that could have been repurposed from Dorothy Zbornak’s favorite date-night dress.

She paired it with a dark sequined top and neoprene zip-up jacket with exaggerated shoulders — the preferred silhouette of ex Kris Jenner.

The crap de grace? A $32 printed, cartoonish “Princess” clutch.

Can we blame Field for turning the AARP-aged reality star into a bad teenage dream?

Perhaps Caitlyn is trying to make up for all of those years of dressing in Kohl’s couture — golf shirts and baggy khakis. Either way, it’s time to step back into the black wrap dress — and surrender the tween togs.

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