START SIMPLE: Pick a dress you may have previously dubbed a “man getter.” While this one, by MLH, may take a cue from Ursula circa “The Little Mermaid,” it’s still fairly feminine. Caitlin Thorne Hersey
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LAYER UP: By throwing on a striped shirt, you will venture into two folds of man-repelling territory: mixing prints and channeling the Orthodox Jewish aesthetic. Yeshiva chic! Caitlin Thorne Hersey
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ADD ACCESSORIES (AND MORE LAYERS): With accessories, more is more. Two watches, check. Three rings. And two TomTom Jewelry necklaces. Throw an All Saints knit over your Briton stripes and you’re getting there. Caitlin Thorne Hersey
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PICK “CRAZY” FOOTWEAR:Pair a biker jacket with a trendy pair of Proenza Schouler wedge booties. Often referred to as “space boots,” these are sure to leave your male companion perplexed. And if they don’t? Try some tie-dye tights. These ones are by Hue. Caitlin Thorne Hersey
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A FINAL FURRY TOUCH: A Mongolian fur shawl by New York’s favorite furrier, Adrienne Landau, is the perfect outfit topper. Talk about being the black sheep of fashion among your uninitiated friends, eh? Now get out there, pose like a pro and enjoy the shows, lady! Caitlin Thorne Hersey