Today in the

Haute List

: For $20, this “hydration station” promises to put the moisture back in your skin this winter. That, or make you have

strange visions and regress genetically

. One of the two.

Meanwhile, Mary Kay, famous for their door-to-door selling squad and pink Cadillacs, is making inroads with the youth market. We ran down some of their new line. And get a T-shirt that says “Do Me in the Park Marc.” You know you want to.