Donatella Versace (seven sessions a week): taxed $473 per year. Her hide will make someone a nice jacket one day. Vittorio Zunino Celotto/Getty Images
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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi (three sessions a week): taxed $202.80 per year. Sees tanning, along with hairspray, as an inalienable right. Jon Kopaloff/FilmMagic.com
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Evan Lysacek (two sessions a week): taxed $135.20 per year. Someone needs to tell this skater he competes in a winter sport. Scott Halleran/Getty Images
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Jeremy Piven (one session per week): taxed $67.60 per year. Arrived at the Golden Globes looking a tad too golden. Jeffrey Ufberg/WireImage.com
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Sarah Palin: $0. Word is, she owns her own tanning bed. Nathaniel Wilder/Reuters