Having trouble finding a gift for that Sick Puppy in your life?

Sprinkle Brigade, the roving “artists” who decorate dog poo left on the street making it festive or somewhat disturbingly cute, have gone commercial.

They’re hawking a tee shirt emblazoned with their regal looking crest to suit their sordid hobby.

It’s the perfect marriage of understated humor and style. After all, who can bear another “Vote for Pedro” Tee?