Since when is Dorothy Zbornak working as Laura Bush’s stylist?

Sure she rocked some wonderful frocks when not kibitzing over cheesecake on wicker furniture, but her style star has waned since her ex hubby, Stanley lost his hair. Basically it was never there.

So why is she running around Washington spreading her sinful sartorial seed? Who let her out of Miami Beach?

Normally I have nothing but praise for both Dorothy and Laura. Between Laura’s secret habit of cranking butts and Dorothy’s biting sarcasm, these women are classic kinds of broads that you’d want to invite over for a highball cocktail.

But this working relationship must stop. Because people are watching And copying. Three other women showed up to the Kennedy Center Honors ceremony with the same dress.

Perhaps these three misguided women and our First Lady should have pooled their $8500 and done something worthwhile and charitable—-Like rebuilding Shady Pines, Sophia’s retirement home which succumb to fire. Shame the dresses weren’t at Shady Pines at the time.