Penis on the runway. A punch backstage. Rick Owens really knows how to shake things up.

Today in Paris, the designer showed a monastic collection starring catwalkers who wore — well, each other.

https://twitter.com/susiebubble/status/649630988885192704

Owens’ models were harnessed to other models, and marched out hanging upside down or strapped right side up, all as a singer named Eska belted the soulful theme song from the movie “Exodus.” The crowd was moved to uproarious applause as the provocateur took his bow — and then beat his guests to the door.

https://twitter.com/MatthewSchneier/status/649627149100535808

In a statement released right after the show, Owens said the performance was about “support and cradling” and that the straps were symbolic “loving ribbons.”

You heard it here, people: human fanny packs for spring!

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