We loved “Juno,” but what’s with the Wednesday Addams wardrobing on Ellen Page? (At least she put on a necklace, though.)

Renee Zellweger’s cropped, messily shorn ‘do made her look more “Oliver Twist street urchin” than glamoous red carpet diva.

Cameron Diaz looked like she rolled off her surfboard and into a bed sheet, while Cate Blanchett gave up when she got to her hair.