This time PETAchief Dan Matthews reads from his memoir “Committed- A Rabble Rousers Memoir” at Barnes & Noble in Chelsea tonight at 7 p.m.

We especially love this part of Chapter 8:

“Let me explain. Furry animals are naturally beautiful. Fur’s biggest proponents are, to be polite, not natural beauties. For those unfamiliar with the key players, Michael Kors has a bulbous red face and receding wiry hair which he inexplicably bleaches. Vogue editor Anna Wintour, who not only bullies young fur-free designers and models but ran a story on why potatoes are tastier when fried in horse lard, looks as if she has constant, painful gas. This may explain why equally pretentious and vulgar fur lover Karl Lagerfeld always carries that fan. And Donatella Versace…well, I rest my case. Since the whole point of fashion is to decorate yourself in the hopes of improving your appearance, perhaps, like Cruella, the fur obsessed try to compensate for their unfortunate looks by stealing the beauty of another. These are the individuals for whom the expression ‘all style and no substance’ was invented.”