So, the other day Paris ‘No-Panties-Vag-Flashing’ Hilton popped into
on Robertson and bought, among
, NIPPITS.
NIPPITS are nipple concealment strips.
(Believe you me, the irony of Paris Hilton going out of her way and making an effort to hide her nipples is not lost on me. Moving on…)
My question is this: Does the NIPPITS company also make something called COOCHITS — coochie concealment strips? Because if they do, could they please send Paris some?
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