Okay, okay, so maybe it’s the wrong season to finish that off with, “but the fire is so delightful,” but the weather is:

a. awful

and

b. stands no chance at improving anytime today.

In addition to it being:

c. a Monday

I resolve to spend as much of my time not at The Post in bed, hopefully wearing these newly-marked down pajamas from Victoria’s Secret for $12.99. The “long janes” come in pink and white, and are just what you want for a day made unbearable by the natural elements. So peep these out, curl up in bed, and fight the forecast fashionably.