Is this crafty custodian on his way to a cleaning emergency … or to steal your date?

Brian Edward Kahrs, 57, caught the attention of Clearwater, Florida, residents this week when they spotted him sailing down the street in a mop bucket, propelled by nothing more than a leaf blower and an umbrella.

Kahrs, a Brooklyn native, called the mop-bucket mobile his “blue-collar limousine.”

“Nothing like taking a cruise along Clearwater Beach after a long night of mopping floors and scrubbing toilets,” the grandfather wrote this week on Facebook.

He told Storyful his “offbeat, subcompact” vehicle is “fuel-efficient, economical and [a] fun way to travel.”

But it’s what Kahrs, a k a Chairman Platinum, has got going on under those coveralls that has gawkers doing a double-take. Turns out this “janitor” — if that reallyis his profession — is jacked.