They say the cockroach will outlast just about anything, so what better way to show endless devotion to your loved one than with an arthropodic Valentine?

Name one of the Bronx Zoo’s Madagascar hissing cockroaches after your sweetheart—then seal the deal with a handpainted artisanal chocolate Cocoa-Roach inspired by the supersized insect. An e-card will announce your gift; each roach namesake is $10.

Add one CocoaRoach (which is solid chocolate, no cockroach inside) to your order for $15, or $25 for a pair —talk about a romantic twosome! All proceeds benefit the WildlifeConservation Society programs.

To order, visit bronxzoo.com/roach.

Interesting factoid: When a male Madagascar hissing cockroach is in the mood, he hisses—the louder, the more passionate.