According to amorous audience members at “Promises, Promises.”

“Say, ‘I hope you’re ready to clap, because my kisses always get a standing ovation.’ ”— Sam

“Tell them you’re an understudy for the show, but you’d rather study under them.” — Erin

“Say, ‘Are you in charge of lights? Because you’re making me glow.’ ”— Alecia

“Say, ‘Do you want to make it on Broadway? And by Broadway, I

mean the back of a taxi driving down Broadway.’ ” — D.F.

“Introduce yourself as an usher, then take them to the seat next to yours.” — Justin