“Say, ‘It’s a good thing same-sex marriage is legal in New York, because I’m already planning our wedding.’ ” Matthew

“Say, ‘When I’m around you I can’t think straight.’ ” Nicole

“Wear a rainbow T-shirt, then tell them they’re your pot of gold.” Mario

“Say, ‘Don’t worry, I brought protection,’ then hand them a copy of the equal protection marriage law.” Matthew

“Ask if he’s really a shirtless cop or he just plays one during Pride.” Andy