According to tantalizing travelers in the TSA line at La Guardia

“Ask a cute guy, ‘Is it always that easy to get you to take your belt off?’” — Marisa

“Say, ‘Due to heightened security measures, I’m going to need to inspect your underwear for explosive devices.’” — Amy

“When they make you empty the change out of your pockets, throw out a pile of gold coins and say, ‘There’s more where that came from.’”— Jay

“Write ‘I’m single’ on your socks — so when you have to take off your shoes, everyone will know you’re available.” — Emma

“Say you’re against body-scanning machines — unless she’s into that kind of thing.” — Darius