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According to packers on the prowl near Oz Moving & Storage

“Give them toilet paper. It’s both a practical housewarming gift and a good ice breaker.”
— King

“Say, ‘I’m new — could we trade spare keys in case one of us gets locked out . . . or lonely?’”
— Ana

“Say, ‘I owe you dinner. Since you moved in, the property value of the building went way up.’ “
— Peter

“Say, ‘I’d love to show you the neighborhood hot spots.’ Then walk them into your room.”
— Colin

“Say you’re going to report them to the condo board for not registering their hotness.”
— Marie

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