According to domestically inclined diners at The House

“Put a ‘Beware of bedbugs’ sign on their building.” — Alexis

“Make him bacon every single morning, then don’t show up for a few days.” — Chris

“Buy a pillow-top mattress and those high thread-count sheets. Girls have no resistance to linens.” — Michael

“Forget your birth-control pills at your old apartment one too many times.” — Marian

“Bedtime massages. Every day.” — Matt