According to forget-me-nots at Gramercy Park Flower Shop

“I was too busy planning a romantic St. Patrick’s Day dinner for you.” — Andrew

“I was out of town. I went to Haiti to save people.” — Devesh

“I’m so distracted by your abs that I can’t remember anything.” — Chelsea

“It’s time I tell you about my secret identity. I am Cupid. And I have a lot of responsibilities besides you.” — “Cupid”

“I purposely forget holidays that celebrate a saint’s massacre.” — Bradley