According to heartbreakers at the Point Break Bar

“Now that my stocks are bouncing back, I want to start dating models again.” — Johnny Utah

“It’s not you, it’s your teeth.” — Charlie

“I can’t marry you until I give things a shot with your sister.” — Nick

“My psychic said I’m supposed to be with someone smarter.” — Kim

“My other girlfriends way more fun than you.” — Chji