According to familial flirters at Mama’s Bar

“Sorry I’m late, my ankle monitor didn’t want to come off.” — Tanya

“My old girlfriend said to my mom, ‘Wow, I see where A.J. got his nose.’” — A.J.

“Thanks for having us over. Hope you don’t mind, but I brought my own keg.” — Matt

“Your son is so loyal — I was the only girl he ever tipped at the strip club.” — Courtney

“I’m glad you have a big basement, because I just got fired and feel like taking some time for myself.” — Jake