According to sensual strollers at the Museum of Sex

“Say, ‘I’m like dinner at Red Lobster —

if you want to take me home, you have to wrap it up.’ “ — Alexis

“Show them pictures of your nieces and nephews,

and mention how fertile your family is.” — Mitch

“Tell him about your first two unplanned pregnancies.” — Rhena

“Force him to baby-sit twins.” — Hannah

“Carry a banana and a condom in your pocket. Then give a demo.” — Brad