According to randy revelers at an office holiday party in Midtown

“Put Mistletoe on your belt buckle and motion for the break room.” — Jim

“Say, ‘This office is already full of wise men, so do you want to be my baby?’” — Ally

“Ask her if she’s seen the holy glow of the copy machine room after hours.” — George

“Buy a $20-or-less sex toy to contribute to the office Secret Santa exchange.” — Cassi

“Carry a menorah around the office and ask the hot chicks if they’ll light your fire.” — Josh