A frisky couple was caught on camera appearing to perform a lewd act in a booth at a Glasgow eatery that shares the name of the Crossroads of the World, Metro UK reported.

The clip, filmed in the Times Square restaurant in the city’s center, was uploaded on social media last week.

In the security footage, a man in a red shirt leans back in a booth as a blonde woman appears to perform a sex act on him.

A waitress walks past, but doesn’t appear to notice what the canoodling couple is up to.

According to the outlet, a former employee at the bar/diner named Alexander Cavan uploaded the clip on Facebook.

“What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever thrown someone out for?” he wrote. “For context, this is a restaurant on a weekday at about seven.”

A manager at the restaurant declined to comment.