JOHN, a 27-year-old hair salon manager, is a British native-turned-Brooklyn boy now looking for his perfect girl — a good dresser and over 18, please!

Irene, 26, surgical technologist

She is: a jet-setter. “I love to travel to exotic places.”

She wants: a buff boy, but not a gym rat. “He shouldn’t be a muscle head, but he should have a good physique.”

Turn-ons: foreign accents (then John ought to sound great)

Turn-offs: smokers and guys who wear khakis and polo shirts

Guilty pleasure: chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate

Deal-breaker: a guy shorter than 5-foot-9

Fun times: playing beach volleyball, snowboarding, sailing, hiking, bowling, bike riding and going to brunch

Marthé, 25, production assistant

She is: a funny girl. “I love to laugh.”

She wants: someone with a sense of humor. “I can be sarcastic, but love when people can give it right back to me.”

Best asset: her legs

Biggest flaw: She can be stubborn.

Favorite NYC spot: SoHo

Ideal date: discovering a new sushi place, enjoying wine and laughing so hard your sides hurt (OK, but just don’t do it loudly — John’s ears will hurt)

Celebrity crush: Chris Evans (a k a Johnny Storm of “Fantastic Four”)

Ashley, 27, vendor relations associate

She is: an open book. “I’m a great storyteller and have lots of stories to tell.”

She wants: a thinker with ink. “He should be smart, tall and tattooed.”

Fun times: going to concerts and bar trivia nights, taking weekend trips, visiting museums, going to the beach and cooking

Best asset: her eyes

Biggest flaw: She has a tendency to run late.

Guilty pleasure: tequila

Deal-breakers: vegetarians and hipsters (sorry, Moby)