Saj, a 27-year-old comedy writer and producer, spends a lot of time behind the camera.
He knows how to make people laugh, but he’s seeking a scene-stealer of his own.
* Park it here
Saj’s favorite NYC spot is Brooklyn Bridge Park: “I like green space where I can remove my shoes.”
* Funnyman Face
Saj is often told he looks like “Aziz Ansari’s taller, more handsome cousin.”
* Write on!
“I’m happiest just after finishing a script I think is actually funny. That lasts for about an hour and a half.”
* Into the ‘Closet’
Saj’s guilty pleasure is listening to R. Kelly’s hip-hopera “Trapped in the Closet.” According to Saj, “It’s the greatest piece of art produced this century, and possibly ever.”
* Tube time
When he wants to have a good laugh, Saj simply watches the YouTube video of “that lady who fell into the fountain while texting.”
* Sea world
If Saj could have any superpower, he says he would like to be able to “breathe underwater and speak to dolphins.”
* Seductive Sam
When Saj is looking to set the mood, he turns on a little Sam Cooke.
Saj gets to choose from these three ladies. Who do you think he should date?
Alyssa, 22
Publicist
She is: a writer. “I have a sex and lifestyle blog.”
She wants: a comedian. “I love funny guys with an alternative edge.”
Biggest flaw: “I tend to be punctuality-challenged.”
Room raiders: The coolest thing in her apartment is her electric guitar.
Celebrity crush: Johnny Depp
Pet factor: “I dream of owning a pet seahorse.”
Guilty pleasures: cheeseburgers and whiskey
Lisa, 24
TV segment producer
She is: a diva. “I am a karaoke phenomenon.”
She wants: a man of stature. “I would love to give a tall drink of water a try!”
Turn-on: guys who can fix things
Happy hour: “I love being down at the [Jersey] Shore with my friends.”
Her kind of funny: “30 Rock” meets “Anchorman”
Celebrity look-alike: Sandra Bullock
Best make-out music: Sam Cooke
Jenn, 28
Designer/project manager
She is: a child at heart. “Life needs bouncy castles, piñatas and bubble wands.”
She wants: a pup-friendly guy. “I like the type that says hello to dogs they pass on the street.”
On her nightstand: “Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk,” by David Sedaris
Favorite NYC spot: Brooklyn Bridge Park. “I love being in a beautiful green park but still seeing the NYC architecture.”
Turn-on: “A man in a well-starched shirt.”
Ideal date: indoor rock climbing
Celebrity crush: Jake Gyllenhaal



