The Post surveyed more than 500 readers about their sex lives. We wanted to know who’s smushing (for those who don’t speak ‘Jersey Shore,’ that means having sex) — not to mention where they’re doing it and how many times. These stats may make you blush, but remember — they’re your answers.
Hot or not?
Readers rated their own hotness, from 1 to 10. These are the percentages who gave them-selves an 8 or above:
The Bronx-67%
Queens-53%
Brooklyn-51%
Manhattan-50.5%
Staten island 0%
Most baby-daddy friendly borough -The Bronx
18 percent of Bronx residents wouldn’t break up with their partner just because they had a secret love child.
Most taxi-titillated borough-Manhattan
46 percent of Manhattanites have fooled around in the back of a cab. That’s 10 points more than any other borough.
Most bashful borough-Queens
32 percent of Queens residents have sent or received a dirty picture via cellphone and just 22 percent have filmed themselves having sex. Compare that to Staten Island, where 88 percent have sent naughty pictures and 67 percent made home movies.
Most polyamorous borough-Brooklyn
43 percent say fuhgeddaboutit, they’ve totally gotten it on with more than one person at a time. They enjoyed it, too. 55 percent said group sex is, in fact, “all it’s cracked up to be.”
Most vindictive borough-Staten Island
57 percent of Staten Islanders defriend their exes on Facebook after a breakup. Citywide, only 42 percent give former flames the boot. Manhattan is the most forgiving borough, with less than one-third employing a post-love blacklist.
Bondage, anyone?
69 percent of New Yorkers say they’ve been tied up, slapped or otherwise engaged in rough sex. Another 15 percent haven’t done it yet, but wouldn’t object to hearing what you have in mind.
Craziest place you’ve had sex
Dave and Buster’s 1 percent
In a public bathroom 9 percent
The office 15 percent
Car 31 percent
Park 18 percent… OK then, which park?
* Bryant Park: 6%
* Battery Park: 12%
* New York Botanical Garden: 6%
* Madison Square Park: 5%
* Tompkins Square Park: 5%
* Other park: 66%
Train or bus 3 percent
Rooftop 7 percent
Beach 7 percent
Church parking lot 6 percent
Cemetery 3 percent
Who’s hotter?
Which English rose gets you growin’?
Pippa 55%
Kate 45%
Noteworthy responses
“I seek out one-night stands on OKCupid”–Brooklyn male, 28, in a relationship
“I took a sexy girl out to dinner, took her home, had sex with her. I returned to the restaurant, picked up our waitress and had sex with her the same night.”–Manhattan male, 52, single
“I had sex with a guy who was getting married the next day, and not to me!”–Queens woman, 54, married
“We walked directly into a restaurant’s bathroom, had sex, then left. We didn’t even order drinks.”–Brooklyn woman, 29, single
Which member of “Jersey Shore” are you aching to crawl into bed with?
Snooki 13%
Sammi Sweetheart 12%
Pauly D 11%
Vinny 8%
The Situation 7%
Deena 6%
Ronnie 4%
25 pounds. Maximum amount of weight you can gain before 36 percent of Manhattanites will dump you. Gain another 25 and nearly 60 percent will kick your chubby backside to the curb.
6 never-fail sexts New Yorkers use to score:
“You need a spanking.”
“Sushi + sex 2nite?”
“My bed or yours?”
“Bone zone?”
“Nowish?”
“Come and get it!”
69 percent of residents of Brooklyn and Queens, home of Anthony Weiner’s former congressional district, say sexting is cheating. 30 percent say it is not.
