According to wannabe tour guides at Horus Cafe

“It’s unlikely she’s heard of your reputation.” – Matt

“Because you can’t go to strip clubs every weekend.” – Joseph

“So you can date someone else in town, too.” – Erin

“Guaranteed sex when they visit.” – Clint

“When you take a 22-year-old visitor out in the West Village, they think they’re in London or something.” – Greg