According to affectionate actors at a Mazda commercial audition

”You must be trying out for the part of my future wife.” — Alex

“I produce a lot of remakes; I’m very good at reproduction.” — Pedro

“Forget your lines and say, ‘I can’t help it. When you’re in the room, I’m speechless.’ ” — Patch

“Things have changed, you’ll now be auditioning for the ‘Boogie Nights’ sequel.” — Julia

“Ask for their number and say, ‘I hope I get a callback.’ ” — Brianna