According to money lovers outside H&R Block

“All the flowers you buy your girlfriend. Charitable donations!” — Walter

“Breast implants — they’re a medical expense!” — Kylie

“Spanish class. You’re only taking it to seduce hot Latino guys, right?” — Pam

“Porn. It’s an education expense.” — John

“Your online dating membership. Start a dating blog, and then it’s part of your ‘job.’ “ — Pam