According to connected cuties leaving a screening of “The Social Network”

“. . . is willing to change my relationship status for anyone who comes over right now.” —Corey

“. . . wants to friend-with-benefits you.” —
Forde

“. . . is going to be the next Mark Zuckerberg. Hook up with me now while you still have a chance.” —
Justin

“. . . wants to stop typing this and start tapping that.” —
Dayton

“. . . who wants to kiss my Facebook?” —
Emily