According to the adorable apartments hunters.

“What are the closing costs for dinner with you?” —Geoff

“Youknow what they say aboutaman withabig mortgage . . .” —Amanda

“I never judge a man by his looks. Only by his square footage and roof access.” —Kayleigh

“I’m a Realtor myself. Want me to give you a private tour of the bedroom?”—Chad

“You should consider dating mean investment . . . you can get me for a steal now, and I’m only going to go up in value.” —Amanda