“Brag that you have a summer share in East Egg.” — Lana

“Tell her you’re a doctor. When she asks your name say, ‘T.J. Eckleburg.’ ” — Robert

“Ask, ‘Is that a green light on your dock, or are you just happy to see me?’ ” — Sara

“Say, ‘Have you ever tried the horizontal Charleston?’ ” — J.J.

“Say, ‘I like my women like I like my roadsters . . . fast, dangerous and topless.’ ” — Lindsay