“Ask, ‘Can I buy you a drink? Or an Ambien?’ ” — Chrissy

“Say, ‘If you were my girlfriend, I’d never want to sleep again.’ ” — Steve

“Tell them, ‘Sleeping’s overrated — I’d rather watch the sunrise with you.’ ” — Steven

“Ask, ‘Is that a sleep mask, or are you into some “50 Shades” stuff?’ ” — Nina

“Say, ‘We might have a problem. I can’t sleep if it’s too hot in the bedroom, and girl, you’re smoking!’ ” — Craig