According to comedy fans at Comix

“I wet my pants once. Guess I had a few beers too many.” -Jenny

“I met a guy online, and he didn’t tell me he was a paraplegic in a wheelchair before the date.” – Zora

“I took a girl to see ‘The Notebook,’ and I bawled like a baby at the end.” – Gabe

“I Googled him immediately after the date and found out he was married.” – Josie

“I was ditched by my date while waiting on line at Marquee. She just disappeared.” – Chris