According to brew guzzlers at Cafe Fanelli in SoHo

“Lager? I hardly knew her!” – Scott

“Dos Equis XX. It’s close to being triple X.” – Kat

“Heineken. I like heinies.” – Juan

“Magic Hat No. 9. It sounds like funny British slang for a condom.” – Abby

“Hoegarden. A group of friends and I used to refer to it as ‘Amy’s beer.’ It reminded us of her – let’s just call it her ‘beauty.’ ” – Chandler