According to text fiends at Hudson Hotel bar

“Up 4 a l8 nite snack?” – Sean

“Want 2 hang n b – – -?” – Doug

“I just got out of the shower.” – Gregg

“I want 2 take advantage of u.” – Mitchell

“A beautiful girl just walked by. I assumed it was you.” – Jesse

Meet-o-meter

**** I’ll die if you don’t call

*** Definitely maybe, baby!

** We’re better off friends

* I’d rather kiss my super

It’s not me, it’s you!