“I’m like George Washington — I cannot tell a lie. So believe me when I say you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever met.”Nick

“If I was president, I’d put you in charge of the Department of Homeland Sexiness.” Maggie

“I’d like to swear you in as my Chief Executive Girlfriend.”Tyler

“If we dated, we’d totally be a Barack and Michelle. Or a Ronnie and Nancy. Or Rutherford B. and whoever Rutherford B.’s wife was.” Shara

“You’re taking me to dinner on President’s Day — that’s an executive order!”J.J.