“Are you an angel? Because you’re … um, please sleep with me.” — Cal

“Guess what material my dress is made of? Jealous girlfriend material.” — Sasha

“Are you an astronaut? Because you’re out of this world. And probably unemployed, with the way things are going at NASA these days.” — Paula

“Am I alive? Because when I look at you I think I might have died and gone to purgatory.” — Trevor

“According to my watch, you’re not wearing any underwear. Oh, you are? My watch must be 15 minutes too fast. Just like me in bed. Wait, ignore that last part.” — Jonathan