According to sexy scalawags near the Shipwreck! pirates exhibit at Discovery Times Square

“Arrrrrr you going to let me buy you a drink?” — Shar

“I want to marry you and make you my matey for life.” — Max

“Can I give you a ring later? Hope you don’t mind a pirate booty call.” — Hailey

“You’re hot — consider my timbers shivered.” — William

“Good thing I’ve got an eye patch, because you’re too beautiful to stare at full on with both eyes.” — Nessa