“At least I end up satisfied by the end of the game.” – Laura

“You can have sex while watching the Super Bowl.” – Steve

“I can just wait until half-time for sex. Plus, there’s always Tivo.” – Janice

“You can get sex anytime, but the Super Bowl is only once a year.” – Nick R.

“If the Patriots are up in the third quarter, that’s the only way I will physically be able to have sex.” – Chris

“How about both? I’d have sex in the first half, watch the game in the second half.” – Bill