According to museum-goers at MoMA

“When you break up, instead of explaining everything that was wrong with the relationship, you can just tell friends ‘he was an artist,’ and they’ll understand.” – Jen

“You will inspire them and see your own reflection in their work.” – Aaron

“Due to lack of funds, he probably knows the best cheap eats in the city.” – Toni

“Two words: body paint.” – Lee

“Their creativity usually extends beyond the canvas and into the bedroom.” – Tom

Meet-o-meter

**** I’ll die if you don’t call

*** Definitely maybe, baby!

** We’re better off friends

* I’d rather kiss my super

It’s not me, it’s you!