According to audience members at the Upright Citizens Brigade “Nights of Our Lives” show

“Younger guys are such puppy dogs. They’re all over you and eager to please.” – Katie

“I don’t have anymore firsts, but it’s nice to be someone else’s first.” – Jen

“They haven’t been as damaged by other women yet.” – Marla

“Because they might still be a virgin.” – Randy

“They usually think you’re much cooler than you really are.” – Steve