According to wanderlusters at the luggage carousel at JFK

“You don’t have to shave your legs every day.” — Lynn

“You’re less likely to get caught doing things you’re not supposed to do.” — Jay

“You get so many frequent-flier miles going back and forth, you can join the Mile High Club. Wait, that’s something different.” — Ari

“You can wear your retainer to bed without your boyfriend thinking it’s a role-playing accessory.” — Shara

“You get really good at talking dirty on the phone, so you have a backup career plan if the relationship doesn’t work out.” — Amy