According to flirty turkey shoppers at Whole Foods in Union Square

“You’re like Thanksgiving dinner — delicious, satisfying, and after we’re done, I’ll probably fall asleep.” — Max

“I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.” — Oliver

“This turkey looks great. So are you a breast man or a thigh man?” — Janice

“Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.” — Erin

“Damn, girl, you’ve got some fine yams.” — Freddie