“Ask, ‘Did you hear about the buy-one-get-one-free deal today? It’s for my kisses.’” Mia

“Whisper, ‘The lingerie here is 50 percent off, but I’d be willing to take it 100 percent off for you.’” Celia

“Say, ‘You should ask me out now, because I’m about to be discontinued.’” Jenn

“Say,’This may be an outlet mall, but I’d pay full price for you. Wait, that didn’t come out right.’” Heidi

“Tell her, ‘You know what they say about a man with big shopping bags? Gigantic credit card to spoil you with.’” Danny