“Ask if she wants to make a run for the border . . . of Brooklyn.” Daniel

“Order her a margarita, no salt. Tell her she’s already spicy enough.” Stephen

“Say, ‘In honor of Mexican Independence Day, I’d like to free you from the oppression of your clothing.’ ” Amirta

“Say, ‘You’re a tortilla and I’m beans — I belong wrapped up in you.’ ” Felix

“Whisper, ‘No hablo ingles. Guess we’ll have to let our bodies do the talking.’ ” Sonia