According to the free spirits at Bar American

“Create fireworks with the first drunk girl you meet.” — Chris

“When skyrockets are in flight, get some afternoon delight . . . with a new dude.”
— Amanda

“Join the military. Who needs one man when you could have an army of them?” — Sarah

“Go bald-eagle down there. The ex will miss out.” — Paul

“Show your independence from clothes by taking off your top!” — Nikhil