According to sexy savers at Jack’s 99 Cent Store
“BYOT: Bring your own toilet paper when you go to their apartment.” — Chantal
“Tell them you got them cruise tickets — for the Staten Island Ferry.’” — Bernard
“Wear a gray wig on dates so you can get senior discounts.” — Mike
“After sex, whisper online discount codes in his ear.” — Claudia
“Crash a wedding reception together.” — Darius
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