According to sexy savers at Jack’s 99 Cent Store

“BYOT: Bring your own toilet paper when you go to their apartment.” — Chantal

“Tell them you got them cruise tickets — for the Staten Island Ferry.’” — Bernard

“Wear a gray wig on dates so you can get senior discounts.” — Mike

“After sex, whisper online discount codes in his ear.” — Claudia

“Crash a wedding reception together.” — Darius

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